Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Women's rights

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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