A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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