roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Anti Joke

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