- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

the sky is green no it is not

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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