- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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