- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

PENIS :)

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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