- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Your mums a potato

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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