- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's stupid a light bulb.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What is life? Paul.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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