- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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