Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

V I T A M I N C !

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

vitamin c

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Granny porn!

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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