- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

WNBA

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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