- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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