se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

pobody's nerfect

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

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