- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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