Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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