Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

hextech crafting too opieop

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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