An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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