- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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