- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

why girl die cancer

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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