- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Knock knock It's open, come in

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

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