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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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