- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

How come grilled cheese?

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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