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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Do the roar!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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