This is an anti- joke

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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