What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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How come grilled cheese?

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Anti Joke

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