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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Women's rights.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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