- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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