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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

binladin walks into the american seals

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Chuck Norris is dead......

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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