- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Donald Trump

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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