- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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