- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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