Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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This sentance contains three errers

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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