- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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