- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

cancer

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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