- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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