Women's Rights

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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