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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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