- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

why are black people so fast? because there black

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Connor is homosexuaI

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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