- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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