Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Knock Knock? Come in.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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