- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Your big dick.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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