- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

The american education system.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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