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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

If you were a pie I'd eat you

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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