Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Women's Rights..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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