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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Your big dick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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