Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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