- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What fires shots? A gun

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

I don't believe in giraffes.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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