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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

the NAACP

hard cheese

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

neil likes pube toast

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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