- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Stealth baseballs record

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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