What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

why did the man die? he was shot

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

why are balck people black because they are

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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