No antijoke here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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