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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

White men's rights

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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