- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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