- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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