Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Anti Joke

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