- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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