- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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