- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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