- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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