- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What fires shots? A gun

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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