What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Connor is homo

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

hard cheese

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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