- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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