- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Black people having a Job.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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