Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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